Fight Club & Poo Arm

This is the scene.  Its 12:15, all of us PASSED OUT. We made Kelly stay up to watch Fight club for the third time this week.  And all of us, PASSED OUT. Vodka doesn't agree with us as well.

A question from Audrey:

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So here's the all- important question:

Would you rather:

Be dating someone you're madly in love with for a year and then find out they're your first cousin

OR

For one year, and one year only, have a poo arm?

The conditions of the poo arm:

You can do anything you would normally do, pick things up, play guitar, etc, but you will smear poo all over everything you touch.  it's only one of your arms.  if it gets knocked off or anything, it regenerates.

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I'll choose the first-cousin. I don't have any first cousins in real life, maybe that's what's making it easier to stomach.